{"id":8060,"date":"2018-07-26T22:38:44","date_gmt":"2018-07-26T22:38:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evaggelatos.com\/?p=8060"},"modified":"2018-07-28T23:07:08","modified_gmt":"2018-07-28T23:07:08","slug":"20-incredibly-witty-insults-20-%ce%b5%cf%85%cf%86%cf%85%ce%ad%cf%83%cf%84%ce%b1%cf%84%ce%b5%cf%82-%cf%8d%ce%b2%cf%81%ce%b5%ce%b9%cf%82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evaggelatos.com\/?p=8060","title":{"rendered":"20 Incredibly Witty Insults (20 \u03b5\u03c5\u03c6\u03c5\u03ad\u03c3\u03c4\u03b1\u03c4\u03b5\u03c2 \u03cd\u03b2\u03c1\u03b5\u03b9\u03c2)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Can you think of anything better in this world than a fantastic inspired insult? A good insult truly is rare, and is something to be relished like a fine wine. When you offend somebody with such artistry and wit, you can’t pretend to be offended. It’s best not to take such put-downs personally, and just let it go. Here are 20 of our favorite crushing zingers.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cShe ran the whole gamut of the emotions, from A to B.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nWhat author Dorothy Parker had to say on Katharine Hepburn\u2019s acting.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cAll morons hate it when you call them a moron.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nAuthor J.D. Salinger, from his novel Catcher in the Rye.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cMy dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nWhat the British Prime Minister Winston Churchill said to Lady Astor, the first female Member of Parliament, after she called him \u201cdisgustingly drunk.\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cBill Clinton is a man who thinks international affairs means dating a girl from out of town.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nThis is what author Tom Clancy had to say on the 42nd President of the United States.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cI like your opera. I think I will set it to music.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nComposer Ludwig van Beethoven, slapping another composer to the curb.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cI don\u2019t approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nComedian Jon Stewart on the tools of his trade.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cIf your brains were dynamite, there wouldn\u2019t be enough to blow your hat off.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nQuoted from the novel Timequake, by author Kurt Vonnegut Jr.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cShe speaks five languages and can\u2019t act in any of them.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nSir John Gielgud on Casablanca star Ingrid Bergman.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cOne man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain\u2019t nothing can beat teamwork.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nOne of author Mark Twains most famous insults.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cWhat problems do you have, apart from being blind, unemployed, and a moron?\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nTennis star John McEnroe, to a Wimbledon spectator.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cYour hair wants cutting.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nTaken from Lewis Carroll’s novel, Alice in Wonderland – what the Mad Hatter said to the March Hare.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cHis mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nActress Mae West on a man she didn\u2019t like in Belle of the Nineties (1934).<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cSome of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nActress Elizabeth Taylor on her storied acting career.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cGentleman, Chicolini here may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don\u2019t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nComedian Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (1933).<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cHe is simply a hole in the air.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nWhat author George Orwell wrote in his novel The Lion and the Unicorn.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cHe can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I ever met.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nPresident Abraham Lincoln, on one of his political opponents.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cHe has Van Gogh\u2019s ear for music.\u201d<\/span>
\nWhat writer and filmmaker Billy Wilder had to say, while listening to an actor sing in the movie Kiss Me, Stupid.\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cIt costs a lot of money to look this cheap.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nDolly Parton, referring to herself & her famous boobs.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cSuppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nMark Twain on the members of Capitol Hill.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u201cNancy, if you were my wife, I\u2019d drink it.\u201d<\/strong><\/span>
\nWhat Winston Churchill had to say after being informed by Lady Astor that if she was married to him, she would have poisoned his coffee to get rid pf him.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Comment of the owner of this site: If you want to insult someone do it in a witty way.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Can you think of anything better in this world than a fantastic inspired insult? A good insult truly is rare, and is something to be relished like a fine wine. When you offend somebody with such artistry and wit, you can’t pretend to be offended. It’s best not to take such put-downs personally, and just … <\/p>\n

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